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Monday, December 31, 2007

New Year Resolutions I can keep

I've decided to go with some New Year resolutions I'm pretty sure I can keep.

  • I will watch college football all day on January 1st
  • I will not drink myself into a drunken stupor on December 31st ( the first game starts at 9:00 AM and I need to be ready)
  • Regardless of how my wife's hair looks after coming back from the salon I will always say "Looks great Honey" (and then promptly recluse myself to the garage).
  • I will sell the exercise equipment in the basement so that I don't make any stupid resolutions next year about getting into shape (that is how I ended up with it down there in the first place from last year).
  • I will not call my wife's car (a Mitsubishi Eclipse) a roller skate anymore (not sure why it irritates her so much).
  • I will buy two new pairs of jeans so I have the required 4 pair without holes in them somewhere (I actually do this every year but I just hate shopping so much that I have to will myself out to do it).
  • I promise to go with my wife one time shopping at the mall (as long as one of the places she is shopping at during the trip is Victoria's Secret).
  • I will continue to NEVER watch "Frank TV" after being assaulted with the promos during the TBS broadcasts of the MLB playoffs every 30 seconds.

I was thinking of some more to put down, but figure the longer the list is.. the less likely it is that I will succeed :)

Hope everyone has a happy and safe New Years.

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